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Episode Four

June 6, 2010

The Moonshine Festival Summer months in Scurvytown were twelve shades of lovely, especially if you spent as much time as possible in the shade. In early June, a warm night’s air was typically permeated with the sickening sweetness of honeysuckle, …read more

Episode Three

May 30, 2010

Taking the Tour “This isn’t a tour, it’s torture!” screamed the doe-eyed blonde girl as a potato flew past her head. “It’s not torture if they’re baked potatoes!” Captain Tullis shouted back from across the field. “You’re crazy!” Shouted one …read more

Episode Two

May 23, 2010

The Welcome Center “Weclome to Scruvytown” proclaims the giant banner stretched across Broad Street in Scurvytown. It wasn’t that Captain Tullis was that drunk when he emailed the banner company, as he had only had nine beers that particular morning. …read more

Episode One

May 16, 2010

Welcome to Scurvytown The road to Scurvytown was definitely not paved with good intentions. In fact, it wasn’t paved at all. It wasn’t even gravelly, but sort of a dirt path, and strewn with litter. The only reason there was …read more