New Moon “I swear to you, I’m not with stupid or anyone else!” Capelli Moon shouted, not quite sure what she was saying. “That’s what they all say,” the Captain replied, shaking his head, “but I know you’re with stupid, …read more

Up in Smoke Francis Hornbuckle hated his name. He had often thought about changing it, but he hated paperwork and bureaucracy even more than rather unfortunate nomenclature, which could actually be pretty funny if it wasn’t happening to you. He …read more

The Boneyard One of the first buildings to be constructed when people began to colonize the island was a drinking establishment. It was no secret that the land on which the bar was built had once been a cemetery. The …read more

The Moonshine Festival Summer months in Scurvytown were twelve shades of lovely, especially if you spent as much time as possible in the shade. In early June, a warm night’s air was typically permeated with the sickening sweetness of honeysuckle, …read more